Should I go to the office today?
Minimum effort, maximum vibes.
Spin it, champ. What could possibly go wrong?
Rated ‘pretty decent’ ★★★★★ by 25,000+ randoms
Calendar lies
Free AC, costly soul
Mute knows all
Honest sickie
401 = avoid
Algo says nap
Pub unrelated
M5 unbothered
Couch > LinkedIn
Sad fruit bowl
Collab in a circle
Team building
Touch base
Toll road
Business up top
Regret coffee
